putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
Anonymous asked: What is your definition of a girl who is bad in bed?
the average looking girl who just lies there and uses splash:
the hot girl who’s only contribution is being hot:
the girl who thinks she can give good head but can’t:
This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
lmfao ! this gold !!
Shit is too real